Things I Have Learned About Cats

Yes, I am a cat lady.

I have lived among felines for almost all of my life now.

Although the past six years have been the only ones spent with exclusive indoor cats.

I have learned many things sharing a home with these creatures.

{Some things I wish I could take back.}

Here are my tips for living with cats...

Learn to love cat hair.

Your favorite things will probably get destroyed.

If you think you smell cat pee, you do.

If you have searched the entire house + still cannot find the source of said odor,

check the clothes you are wearing. :/

Do not introduce yogurt {or other human foods} to them.

You will never be able to eat in peace again.

Your cat does not think he is smarter than you.

He knows he is smarter than you + will not hesitate to prove it.

Beware of that playful face your cat makes while laying on his back.

It might look like he is begging you to rub his luscious belly fur.

He is not. It's a trap.

They are constantly planning their escape routes,

and you are only hindering them.

Whenever you are working your hardest, they need your attention.

You will spend your future looking for furniture that is scratch proof.

And apologizing to others for their ruined furniture.

{Again, sorry husband..}

I also have learned that..

They helped me gain my independence.

They are the cutest little beasts I've ever known.

Everyday they melt my heart.

They have taught me so much about myself + the type of parent I will be.

They helped me fall in love with my husband more everyday by seeing his kindness towards them.

There is nothing quite as cute as a kitten.

What sage advice have felines {or dogs, or children..} lent you?

-K